"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu)
10/26/2013 at 18:56 • Filed to: None
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"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu)
10/26/2013 at 18:56 • Filed to: None | 4
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Snarting, for those who don't know, is when you laugh so hard that you fart and snort at nearly the same time. How did I accomplish this feat? Well, what had happened was...
We were driving back from the store in his car and I took him a different way back so he could see a fun, twisty road instead of the typical highway route. I know this road really well, so as soon as he got onto it, I began pretending I was his co-driver and began spouting out pacenotes...
As Christopher Walken.
I'm going to be honest with you, it was hard to keep a straight face. As for my friend, he had to actually slow down a bit because he was having trouble seeing after about 4 corners. Hearing "Left 4 tightens into that fat fuck's rundown excuse for a house, then one hundred over crest into right 5 fast into left 6 faster, faster motherfucker" apparently caused him to start tearing up. It was about 30 seconds later, upon hearing "Left 3 tightens, keep in. Keep in. Keep in or I'll shoot you in the face with a flare gun!" that the snarting occurred.
Ah, good times.
desertdog5051
> Desu-San-Desu
10/26/2013 at 19:08 |
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Would have loved to be in the back seat for that ride.
Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
> Desu-San-Desu
10/26/2013 at 19:23 |
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Your friend's not the only one who cracked at the fat fuck's rundown excuse for a house.
Birddog
> Desu-San-Desu
10/26/2013 at 19:32 |
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Hell, I chucklesnorted just reading that.
Christopher Walken is one of my favorite actors. His role in True Romance may be one of the best.